so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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