whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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