i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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