you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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