My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
