White coat. Heels.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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