Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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