Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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