Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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