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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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