Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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