But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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