Christians are straight up FREAKS
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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