yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Randomize
