So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't think brook has ever known best
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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