pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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