sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Dicks are not precious.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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