So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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