Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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