How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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