don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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