Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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