i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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