i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
