i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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