He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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