I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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