is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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