why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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