Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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