with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
as a side note pls kill me
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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