Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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