But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
is this the sara with the beer cane?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
This is my gift to your gina
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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