dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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