we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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