So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Shame is for Republicans.
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