I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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