Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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