Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
