You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
We smell like vodka and hangover
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