I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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