she is the kim kardashian of front butts
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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