He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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