Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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