the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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