so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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