i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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