she was so not down for the gang bang
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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