god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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