Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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