and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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