party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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